Connor-isms

After our first night of playing outside after dinner:
Connor: We had fun!


Help me blow my dinner


What dis is?


When we told him he was going to Grandma & Grandpa's tomorrow after school:
Connor: I wanna stay home with Mama!
[heart melted]


I eat it all!


I share my pirate puzzle with baby.


Kitty, look at my car!


Me: What do you like to play with Mama?
Connor: I need to fix my pants.


[brakes on a car squealing]
Connor: That's a birdie!

[pointing to a case of Bud Light at Walmart]
Connor: Mama, I need this.

Me: Mama has an owie (contraction)
Connor: You go to the doctor?