Connor: What's that?
Me: a TV [old 70s tv]
Connor: It looks like a robot.
Connor: What's that?
Me: a turkey [picture of a Thanksgiving turkey on a plate]
Connor: Why is it sleeping?
Tucking him into bed...
Connor: This is my home!
We were asking him if different people were boys or girls. What is Grandma? What is Grandpa? What is Caylee?
Daddy: What is Bristol?
Connor: A dog!
Me: Connor, do you know how to play Duck Duck Goose?
Connor got on his hands and knees: Crawl like a duck...fly in the sky!
Doctor: You don't drink a lot of juice, do you?
Connor: No! Mama drinks juice! [Mama juice = beer]
Heard on our drive home today...
Me: Connor, some people drive cars or trucks to work and school and some people take trains or a bus.
Connor: Some people take a shopping cart too.
I was carrying Caylee in the Moby wrap outside...
Connor: You need to put baby sister on the counter.
(He meant the table outside, so I could play with him)
After he went potty...
Connor: You need to clap clap, mama!
Louder!
Connor: I wanna go home!
Me: You ARE home.
In the shower with Dada...
Connor: I wanna get boogers out of my nose!
Petting my hair...
Connor: I like your hair!