... your mood is 99% determined by how comfortable your pants are.
... the thought of having a newborn that "only" sleeps in 3 hour stretches actually sounds appealing, because right now you're up every 2 to pee.
...whenever you're out to eat you seriously consider ordering an extra portion to take home "just in case I'm hungry later."
...when you get totally winded/tired walking short distances.
...When you've done laundry every Sunday for YEARS, and last week you totally forgot until bedtime.
...When you look for a spoon in the junk drawer (more than once).
...you realize you actually DO have a lot of clothes now that you can't wear any of them!
...when deciding what to eat for dinner, everyone looks at you and says "what are YOU hungry for/craving?"
...your diet consists of raisin bran, fruit and marshmallows.
...you bought a bathing suit with more fabric than your wedding dress had.
...it's 8:30 A.M. and the only thing that sounds good for breakfast is the leftover tacos and party potatoes sitting in the fridge.
...when you decide that shaving is more of an exercise or chore and decide against it because you don't want to be out of breathe from reaching since you just caught your breathe from climbing the stairs.
......you find your areolas have doubled in size. Is it really necessary for your body to create a giant landing pad around your nipple for the baby to find?
Compiled by the girls on the August 2011 board of the Bump
